1) Become Mrs. Albus Potter (sorry, Anne). The fact that I'm 21 years older is totally irrelevant. Though, I could go for Harry...
2) Spin an epic Harmony tale and make it believable.
3) AK Dobby straight away. Merlin's bearded butt crack, I hate him.
4) Give Neville some Valium and a more interesting hobby than plants.
5) Vindicate Draco.
6) Send
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